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We applaud anyone who even attempts to do this. Mainly because it provides us with hours of entertainment, and mainly because it makes us feel better about ourselves.

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Being into someone and letting them know just how into them you wanna be (WINKY WINKY) can be super exhilarating, but when it’s not a natural skill you possess, signals can get crossed.

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Oh god, some of these are really ridiculous.

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And you thought belly smacking into your backyard swimming pool was rough.

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Had a rough week? From a physical standpoint, it probably went better than that of the poor souls from these videos.

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“I think it’s so sexy that you love Disney movies. It’s like you’re a little girl.”

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Discouraging messages from people we can only hope aren’t real, living, non-troll human beings.

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I’m loling hard at this and feeling dumb but can’t stop loling.

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Back at my desk, I thought, “This is exactly what it feels like” and “I am a robot” and “Yesterday was a break point for me.”

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In a recent event (last night) that’s being smeared all over the internet, Timothy Chapek, 24, broke into Hillary McKenzie’s home in Portland, Oregon. When he was using the bathroom, McKenzie returned, and in a state of fear and agitation, Chapek called 911, fearing that he would be shot.