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Yelp You’re a control freak. When your boyfriend wants to just wing it on your vacation, it’s really stressful. You get your hair done every 6 weeks like clockwork. You never miss a yoga class.

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Here’s why you SHOULD be on his speed dial as “Speedy Delivery.”

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I’m in the early breakup stages of a two-year relationship. You know what the worst part of it is? Knowing that it is solely my fault.

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10.
Emotions…all the time.

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5. They hold the phone like a walkie talkie.

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Who hasn’t been in a long distance relationship? Skype, FaceTime, whatsapp, imessage, viber… the list goes on (and the apps continue to taunt), have all made global rendezvousing possible. Legit. Fashionable in fact.

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There is one element that all of my failed relationships share. Through all the many variations of womanhood that I have been familiar with, but a single thread carries through all of these dalliances. They involved a heavy amount of physical intimacy.

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It’s amazing that not even a year ago, when Apple’s magical iPad first slid down from the heavens, comedians around the world chimed in about the unfortunately named device. Nobody cared about the technology or what it did.