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“Australia was actually invented by Britain so it could kill tens of thousands of convicts rather than send them to a country on the other side of the world.”

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When deleting friends from social media, you’re deleting them from your life

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Have you ever blocked an ex?

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Why is it that every time I Google something on my desktop, it later appears as a sponsored Facebook ad on my phone—yet Facebook lacks the courtesy to hide the people who have ghosted me from its seemingly intelligent list of suggested friends?

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TAURUS: Stay away from Facebook because you are going to see a post from an ex or an almost that makes your stomach drop with disappointment.

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When someone blocks you on Facebook, they seemingly disappear from the site.

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“I have a friend who is a stripper. Started seeing her clients in her recommended friends.”

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The first time we broke up, it was 2015 and I wanted to be a writer.

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“It is not always easy, but it should NEVER be painful.”

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Apparently he and his prom date thought it was so ingenious they posted it on Snapchat, where, unsurprisingly, people were pissed.