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“Baby talk. I want you to sound like a woman, not a child.”

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Let’s take a minute to talk eyebrows: As a makeup artist, nothing makes me happier than to see someone’s eyebrows on point. Sadly not everyone understands the importance of their brows.

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1. You pronounce “Toronto” as “Torono.”

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Creeping into editorials and campaigns for this fall are some new and notable eyebrow looks — looks that have been neglected for some time now and that are pretty simple to adopt.

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As the episode unfolded, the best minds of Twitter convened to obsess over the eyebrow of a female cast member named Gabi.

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13. Here’s the long and short of it: we don’t have our periods, we just don’t want to have sex with you.

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Now, let’s get one thing straight right away. I don’t think that everyone needs to engage in beauty routines, people are just as good and worthy and human with makeup and hair done as without it.

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I was the girl who laughed at A Walk to Remember. When Nicole Kidman coughed up blood in Moulin Rouge, I giggled as my friends reached for the tissues. I laughed because I couldn’t cry.

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If you look down your nose on this last-minute solution simply because it contains the word “toilet,” you are ruining your whole life.

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When you’re 12 and your eyebrows start to resemble a caterpillar infestation on your face, you make decisions to rectify this that you perhaps wouldn’t have made had you been a couple years older.