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I learned how to deal with, picky and angry clients, how to write about something I have zero prior knowledge of (hazardous waste is not exactly a popular topic) and I even sat in on planning sessions to watch an entire campaign play out.

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Why would they even have a Slytherin house after it’s produced so many evil wizards? Wouldn’t you just get rid of it completely?

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“She will hopefully go to the store” means she will go to the store, full of hope. NOT that we hope she will go to the store.

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Not specifying to the waiter that you just want regular tap water and then having to pay for this absurd bottle of precious mineral water harvested from the morning dew in Ryan Gosling’s private wildflower garden.

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Am I clumsy, accident-prone, or a flat-out disaster on two legs?

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Agreeing to do a favor for someone that ends up being such an incredible hassle that you briefly consider ending the friendship just to be like, “Nope, sorry, this is ridiculous and I’m not doing it.”