Tonight I’ll make Annie’s mac n’ cheese or microwave a Smart Ones dinner from the freezer, melt into my couch, and share a few much-needed laughs with my roommates.
Don’t: Assume that you’re the expert.
There are well-researched stories of dogs who died of broken hearts, elephants with grudges, dolphins who commit suicide, and other oddities that make you think and say “Wow.”
It was so gratifying to know that I’m alone and responsible for myself; adulthood has more concrete joys than childhood any day.
3. Bust size… eh? Huuuum, let’s just ease this bar all the way to the right. There we go, perfect. No one will suspect I’m compensating… right? Am I a bad feminist now?
Take a personal day from work and actually do as many of these as you can. Instant epic-ness.
Almost everybody has a repeater. What is a repeater? A repeater is a former lover [or even a friend] who continues to pop back into your life, even long after you have fully and completely written them off as being totally wrong for you.
It’s really insane. Lots of people die.
11. The Forbidden Soulmate
But what they don’t say clearly enough, or really demonstrate in these movies, is that we are our own person and relationships come and go but we’ll always be left with our own, singular lives to figure out and our own happiness to find.