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These snapchats were taken at the exact right moment.

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This guy is a pretty terrible scammer.

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I really hope these are fake (for humanity’s sake).

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When I was 19 and in my second year of college in New York, I was hell bent on having full financial independence as quickly as possible. I found myself perusing Craigslist for odd jobs and modeling gigs, and a vaguely-worded listing with a pay rate of $80/hour caught my attention.

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Ohhhh my god. How did you even get to be a king?!

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“EPIC FAIL”…that’s what the Facebook message read that I had scattered across my iPhone after revealing my two year crush on this girl that has consumed my mind since the first day we met.

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5. It’s SO much work, ugh.

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People embarking on first careers need to take this to heart. When you’re failing everyone can smell it.