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Section 377, stop acting like an insecure 12-year-old. Get out.

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13. Not to be rude, but aren’t all Americans fat?

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It occurred to me the other day that I love clinging to a sense of anonymity when I write, straying away from vast commentaries on my life or intimate personal details.

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Bought an infomercial replica Princess Diana engagement ring.

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The most frequently shared opinions on the matter have come from those most affected: residents of Scotland and residents of the rest of the UK. I’ve asked 10 people from 10 other countries which choice they would make themselves.

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He’s friends with Kanye West. It’s delightfully weird.

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Nearly a year ago, I was preparing to embark on the greatest adventure of my life.

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Mustafa Azim, director of an aircraft salvage company, while out in Brazil, made a delivery order for 13. The order was received by Chilcha, an Indian restaurant in England.

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I ran out of my prescription just over a week ago and didn’t realize until I went to take my next tablet.

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English hooligans at their worst!