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AQUARIUS: In a patch of sunflowers. 

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This sure is a story for the wedding toasts.

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While we’re on the topic of marriage, shout out to the dweebs who update their surname on Facebook moments after saying “I do.” Get off your phone, go back to your wedding, and eat some goddamn sponge cake, will you??

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“You’re being so rational.” Only on paper.

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#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin