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Sometimes it feels like Aries spend their entire life waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen, just so they can finally do something interesting for once.

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You should keep these five everyday items handy to help you survive and stay sane through almost any apocalypse.

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“I hope Armageddon comes sometime after I’m sixteen,” he would say, “so that I at least get a chance to have a drivers’ license.”

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If only these two weren’t so partisan in their approach to music, their careers could really flourish. Much like Christian rock, music written for the sole purpose of political sloganeering is not the gravy train so many believe it to be.