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Show up, do your work and then some. BE the investment that they took a risk on. BE the employee that attempts to make an impact in the workplace. Don’t be complacent in your job, look for ways to better the company that has put so much time and effort into you.

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Nothing is predictable—except maybe your expectations. But not your success. I used to complain. Now I pivot.

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My boss always yelled at me. I couldn’t say anything. And when I left, I went straight for the bathroom.

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One of my best friends from 8th grade invested $25,000 in Uber’s first round. That $25,000 is now worth $50,000,000.

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“I can’t come in because my dad hasn’t washed my uniform.”

He came in the next day with a note from his dad. He was 21. Then fired.

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Secrets and hacks for the consumerist in you.

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If you are a size 6, then you’ll be given free clothes to wear, termed “promotions”.

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Interviewers like candidates who take initiative! Even if they haven’t asked for a drug test, bring a urine sample.

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Remember that sweet video of Marina quitting her job through interpretive dance to Kanye West’s Gone? Well, her former employer just put up a video in response.

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Immediately send your resume around. You are not necessarily leaving, but if you haven’t sent your resume out in two years, then there is danger of becoming inbred. You must to know what your value on the market is.