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Seriously, change your phone settings ASAP.

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“Closet. You can find us in the closet.”

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Do everything the hostage taker(s) tells you to do.

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Whoa, did you know this?

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A relative of mine is a nurse. One day she was doing a pelvic exam on a morbidly obese woman. She lifted up one of the lady’s fat rolls for some reason and under that roll was ho hos…. still in the wrapper. She shows the patient what she found and how does that patient react? The patient takes the ho hos from my relative and proceeds to eat them during the pelvic exam.