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“We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.”

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Hearts exploded everywhere when 7-year-old Dylan Barnes came on The Ellen Show to show off his incredible dance skills.

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Apparently, he’s never been on live television before…

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I don’t know how you do it, Ellen. But here are some of my theories…

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Hollywood was my (and many of my fellow gay dudes’) only outlet, mainly because it was the only way we knew anything about being gay, since we didn’t have any peers or real life examples (most of the time, everyone has that uncle).

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Even if you didn’t enjoy the Oscars or you were some sort of monster that didn’t love 12 Years a Slave or Dallas Buyers Club, there was still plenty of jokes flying out on Twitter.

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Justin Bieber and Ellen Degeneres