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While I do think our country faces a much bigger question around education and the appropriate levels of funding for it, I wonder if we can all play a small part in trying to better understand the situation at our own school.

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Keeping a student in for recess hurts us as much as it hurts them because that’s the only time we get some peace and quiet.

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You celebrate the little things every single day.

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A buddy of mine who went to high school in Los Angeles once had 10% of his grade lowered on a report because when he stapled them together, he did it horizontally instead of at a 45 degree angle.

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She won’t be partaking in this project in the same way that we did not partake in creating a large cardboard sunflower, a design-our-own board game, or a “cloud photography” assignment.

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“COOTIES, YOU HAVE COOTIES!”

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Darren was my torturer. Like, it was as if we were in a 35-year-long marriage — that’s how obsessed he was with making my life miserable.

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These 24 people have.

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We were taught a lot of lies growing up.

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Two more words: Sleep Overs.