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I’ll always be who I was on November 8, 2016: an optimist who voted for the first woman to be a major party’s presidential nominee.

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Whatever you believe in is worth voting for today.

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When you’re feeling unmotivated tomorrow, think of Leslie Knope’s ridiculously motivating words to get you to the polling booth. GET OUT AND VOTE!

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Use the self-checkout aisle of CVS in order to avoid the cashier who always for some reason sees you buying condoms and Twizzlers at the same time, before getting inside a monkey costume and freeballing it to the polls.