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“She’ll make me shiver without warning
And make me laugh as if I’m in on the joke”

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It’s about dragons and incest, right? Also, Ed Sheeran is in it.

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Scorpio: You need me, I don’t need you.

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You are still going to move, and inhale freedom.

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Everyone is simultaneously freaked out and intrigued by Sheeran’s mini-me, who is arguably much cuter than him (sorry, Eddie).

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The last time she posted on Twitter was January 29th. THAT’S ALMOST TWO MONTHS AGO GUYS. THIS IS NOT OK. NOT GOOD.

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“A heart that’s broke is a heart that’s been loved.”

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It only took him 4 songs and I was a goner.

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“Hallelujah, you’re home.”

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The club isn’t the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go