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You only want me when I say yes…Yes to your plans, however absurd. Yes to your undying lust for my words and stories and intelligence.

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There are some reasons why we prefer to spend our money on food prepared and served outside of our homes when perhaps we know that home cooked food tastes better and may be cheaper.

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Warning: these recipes might make you little too popular in your friend group.

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If you want him or her to spend more time with you, just say it. If you wish you guys talked on the phone more instead of just texting all day, simply express this.

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Putting more fruits and vegetables on your plate, and eating those first before treating yourself to the less-healthy things. Making the choice to eat better is often very simple, and only involves being more smart about what you put in front of you.

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Within seconds, the desire to be needlessly rude evaporates like so many tiny, ugly molecules of steam.

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How much time are we trying to waste here?

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You can have any number of backgrounds, any number of degrees, and any degree of unpaid in your internship, and still find someone who loves you.

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Haters are more passive than active. Lovers are more active than passive. Love is worth dying for. Hate is not. The small armies of love will march longer and further than the massive armies of hate. The world’s lovers are aware of the world’s haters.

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Yeah yeah, I totally know this album came out last year, so if you feel like asking why we are still talking about it or you only listen to things that are very current, go and find the Robin Pecknold/Ed Droste collab [no srsly go find it though, it’s good]