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Never, ever charge your e-cig with the wrong charger. You might destroy a New York City landmark and blow up one of your favorite stand-up comedians in the process.

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He gives me a pack of Camels with a picture of the eye being preyed open by doctor’s instruments. I ask him, Can you switch me? Make it so I get the pack with the coughing man sitting at his desk.

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While not my main reason for making the switch from a burning stick of instant gratification to a mild cloud of water vapor, health did factor into the decision.