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How is this supposed to be a good thing again???

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To his tremendous discomfort, he realized the messages were being sent from his own number…to his own number.

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People are baffling.

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“I don’t want a goddamn tortilla-wrapped egg.”

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1. THE FALL. OK, seriously now. Where’s the foliage? Where’s the cider?

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“It’s just, I really … I was really looking forward to free coffee day. And it’s like, I’m in here all the time.”

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Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?

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4. You know the differences between ice cream toppings.

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Can you and I talk about this? I haven’t said this generally but I love people and I want them to make good choices. I believe in the power of democracy and the truth of the human spirit. I also don’t believe documentaries just because they say X. I do my own research. If you’re cynical do you do yours? Can we start something here?

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Worked at KFC for ~4 years. The BBQ sandwich is actually made from chicken too old and stale to give to the homeless shelters, so they soak it in BBQ sauce until it can be pulled and then they keep it on the heater for a month.