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Breaking up with them isn’t heartless. It’s brave.

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ARIES: You’re always the one getting broken up with because you have low self-esteem. You never realize you deserve better.

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AQUARIUS: You don’t want to be alone during the holidays. You don’t want to celebrate by yourself. 

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You should feel comfortable bantering back and forth with this person. You should feel comfortable sitting in silence with this person. You should be comfortable sleeping with this person.

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You don’t like the person you are when you’re with your partner.

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ENFJ: You kept yourself closed off, never willing to share your feelings with them.

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“You couldn’t get it up, then started howling like a wounded dog.”

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If you couldn’t make a relationship work with someone as sweet as him, then how are you ever going to make it work with anyone?

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Your happiness as an individual is the end-all and be-all of why you do what you do. Presumably, you began this relationship because it, in some way, contributed to your happiness. When that is at risk, you should seriously consider moving on with your life.

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You’re both adults. Stop asking if you should cut their meat into bite-sized pieces for them. If you can’t handle letting them make their own decisions get a sperm donor, not a boyfriend.