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“She cashed a check and when they asked if she wanted big or small bills, she said regular size.”

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You can’t cure stupid.

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I think you’re attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.

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Thanks for sharing your thoughts, ex-Target shoppers.

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there needs to be a test to get on the internet.

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Everything is annoying.

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The Grinch isn’t a symbol of needing holiday cheer. The Grinch is a fictional example of every post-grad who’s hoping their phone never rings and would really dig just getting some rent money this year.

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If a guy thinks you have nothing too important to say, he will most likely assume you have nothing too important going on in your mind either.

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“It’s the little disgusting things that make you wonder if you miss a place.”

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He the best?