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“When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid.”

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Look fellas, it takes $0 to make your girl happy. If she loves you for you, she’ll love being surprised or having you send that one special text.

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“Why do you think it’s cool to be stupid?”

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“He cried a little bit when I beat him at chess.”

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“He showed me his tattoos of various My Little Ponies.”

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It don’t matter if you are just looking for a hook up or have a body like Chris Evans. Keep your clothes on please, leave the rest to our imagination.

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Took a great shit today.

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4. You will hook up with one of them.

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The bat signal group text.

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6. Siberian Husky