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“When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid.”

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It may seem like every guy you meet is the same as every other douche, but they’re all sh*tty in their own special way.

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“Avoiding ‘girly’ food and drinks. If eating a crepe threatens your manliness, your masculinity is too fragile!”

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“Call all of your exes ‘crazy bitches.’”

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“Tribal tattoos.”

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“Big Ego. Nothing screams ‘I cry myself to sleep at night’ like a guy who walks around like he owns the place.”

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When your squad doesn’t show but it’s OK because more pizza for you.

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“Why do you think it’s cool to be stupid?”