A Duck Died At Ohio State And My Campus Has Gone Absolutely Apesh*t Jacob Geers “ BUT ANYWAY, so here we are, a duck has died and people are beyond upset.
Duck Flash Mob Overruns The Streets of Thailand Horatio Miller “ Last week a group of crazed ducks estimated to number 100,000 strong stormed the streets of the Thai city of Nakhon Pathon in what was either an organized political protest or a criminal case of “wilding.”
Hypotheticals Oliver Miller “ If I grew a small “Hitler” mustache, but changed absolutely nothing else about myself, but refused to shave it off, ever… would my friends still hang out with me?
The Internet Proves That The Internet Is Useless Oliver Miller “ Welcome to your newest — and greatest — waste of time.
You Make Me Happy Gaby Dunn “ Even in the dark, you are the constellations in the black sky, the campfire in the woods, the firefly against the glass of the mason jar.
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