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She accepts you for the weirdo you are.

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The value of a Facebook post these days is diminishing faster than you can say “pumpernickel.” With so many pointless posts cramming your feed per day, the content of these posts have begun to hold less meaning than the comments underneath.

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Having been called a tease by multiple boys, (I will refer to them as boys because if I say men, I imply a higher level of maturity and understanding). I believe it is my right to discuss and defend my stance on this topic.

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What follows is a list of acronyms that I think should be adopted because the way they desribe certain social or sexual phenomena. I may or may not be the first person to have used them, and the list is by by no means exhaustive.