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“Take me! Take me!” Natalya cried repeatedly, her long legs splayed on top of mine, her firm loins girding for gratification.

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As a bad driver you’re usually ousted to the back seat and thus get to know it pretty well.

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7. Off-Roading makes everyone more attractive. So you’re a guy who has a truck and likes adventures? Hot. You’re a girl who likes off-roading and adventures too? Hot (as far as I’m concerned).

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Unfortunately for me, if there was a picture icon designated for each stereotype the “female = bad driver” picture would be of my face.