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Virgo, your go-to summer cocktail is a frozen Negroni.

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Thank you for all of the shots you’ve bought me when I didn’t have any money left in my wallet. For all of the times you ran to the liquor store and bought a bottle because you knew I was coming over. 

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Pamplemousse La Croix is the foreigner whose name you can never pronounce, but you without a doubt have the hots for.

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SEX ON THE BEACH
Just likes the looks she gets when she orders this.

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I see the pain in your eyes 
The pain you’re trying to push down 
With every sip of that drink

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Washington: Canon Bar. This bar has an amazing liquor wall and toy cannons that are served with certain dishes. A must visit for the Seattle Area.

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How do I tell her to be her beautiful, bright self in a world that will go after that beauty, sometimes in dangerous ways?

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There is no shame in being that friend that wants to set up the next happy hour while currently at a happy hour.

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Rum drinkers make the most low-maintenance girlfriends.

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My fellow drinkers who give a shit, if you happen to find yourself on this strip of land and don’t make it out far east enough to hit the hamptons, or if you live in Utah, then be on the look out for these warning signs that your drink will be terrible.