He says things like, “it’s not every day that I meet someone like you” and “You’re smart and funny and interesting.”
The way I see it is: I can have just as much fun for a fraction of the price, and devoid of drama, all from the comfort of my bed as opposed to the discomfort of my heels. It’s a no-brainer.
And then in six months when you’re sitting at a bar, sipping a glass of chardonnay, making polite conversation with nice people you wonder what it would be like to have one of those crazy wild nights again.
The shocking, bizarre, and hilarious stories of things that just shouldn’t happen during weddings.