You Yanks are just so confusing.
Time to get drunk!
Hint: Don’t ever, ever try it.
I think we can all admit that being in a relationship isn’t always all its cracked up to be.
1. Any beer whose name ends in “Light” or “Ice.”
Someone has started placing sandbags on your eyeballs, and it is taking EVERYTHING in your power to fight and keep those suckers open.
I shudder when I think about what could have been.
WORST. CONVERSATION. EVER.
You will stick to beer from now on when you go out drinking. You will only drink vodka on special occasions, like Christmas. Or Friday.
I have never considered myself a feminist. I am not the type of university girl that normally feels empowered enough to post another article from Upworthy or an editorial piece on women’s rights from another liberal-leaning post. I have never felt right or worthy enough to speak up until now.