Capricorn: The one who drank more than everyone else yet somehow remembers everything.

They know what it means to work hard.

Virgo, your go-to summer cocktail is a frozen Negroni.

Never have I ever drank an entire bottle of wine by myself. 

She’s the one who will link her arms around yours when you’re stumbling down the street and need assistance to stand. The one who will text you first thing in the morning to ask how you’re feeling.

It was about Tom.

Sagittarius: You will be the last person to leave the bar this weekend. The person who will pinch anyone who doesn’t wear green as a way to start up a conversation.

Don’t fall asleep next to men who don’t notice when you leave in the morning.

Never fall in love with an alcoholic because they cannot love you the way you were meant to be loved.

Aries: You’re the drunk friend who also gets everyone else drunk AF because you’re constantly buying rounds of shots or challenging everyone to chugging contests you know you’ll win.