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TAURUS: Clumsy 

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You want something strong. Something that will handle your emotions and mood swings. It’s not a night for the faint of heart.

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TAURUS: Because drinking isn’t going to take your loneliness away.

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To you, it might not sound like much, but to me, I felt myself drowning in my own dependency.

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I feel like a $5 happy hour wine is basically free.

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Who, I ask, is the more interesting person to talk to at a party— a man slouched in his chair, drinking a Heineken? Or a man leaned against the fireplace mantle, drinking mysterious brown liquid from a glass, regarding the flame?

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I didn’t really know how to drink.

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Capricorn: The one who drank more than everyone else yet somehow remembers everything.

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They know what it means to work hard.

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Virgo, your go-to summer cocktail is a frozen Negroni.