Aries: Three well tequila shots
SCORPIO: Do you like hot weather? For your sake, I hope you do. Don’t bother bringing a jacket—you won’t need it where you’re going.
He stands on line at the liquor store, allowing the dreadful monotony wash over him like a startlingly bout of nausea.
This is the true life story of what happened to me. I changed the gender of the protagonist in an effort to convey the absurdity and sexism of the comments my piece on rape received. The ONLY person with even a shred of responsibility for rape is the rapist.
Every time I open the fridge I glance at the bottle and picture the moment I will hear the good news and pull it out to celebrate.
You’re totally fine, and then it hits. The pain. The agony. The sobbing into your best friend’s blouse at 3AM, surrounded by pizza crust and empty beer bottles.
From keeping your drink cool to beating those tough wine stains, here are ten hacks to enrich the lives of all wine-lovers.
Drinking did make it easier to meet new people, I am not going to pretend that it didn’t. But out of the people I met while drinking I can count on one hand who I still have a good relationship with.
The world’s a big place, filled with mostly boring people. A few freaks still slip through, though. The four-way taught me what hope meant. No matter how high I climb, there will always be a taller mountain.
Libras are the responsible friend. The friend who will tell you to drink more water so you’re not hungover in the morning.