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I feel like a $5 happy hour wine is basically free.

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Who, I ask, is the more interesting person to talk to at a party— a man slouched in his chair, drinking a Heineken? Or a man leaned against the fireplace mantle, drinking mysterious brown liquid from a glass, regarding the flame?

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I didn’t really know how to drink.

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Capricorn: The one who drank more than everyone else yet somehow remembers everything.

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They know what it means to work hard.

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Virgo, your go-to summer cocktail is a frozen Negroni.

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Never have I ever drank an entire bottle of wine by myself. 

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She’s the one who will link her arms around yours when you’re stumbling down the street and need assistance to stand. The one who will text you first thing in the morning to ask how you’re feeling.

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It was about Tom.

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Sagittarius: You will be the last person to leave the bar this weekend. The person who will pinch anyone who doesn’t wear green as a way to start up a conversation.