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Everyone should get at least a taste while they’re young.

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Vodka Sodas are boring, and so are the people who drink them.

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Letting the poison slither down your esophagus like a snake, clouding your senses, taking you to nirvana, was all you really needed.

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I can understand and forgive other common spoken and written mistakes in English. They can be confusing. But this simple conjugation, when you conjugate almost everything else with ease and fluency, evokes psychological conflict you don’t even know you’re experiencing.

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Be the girlfriend he wants to have. Be the girlfriend I never was. Never let him go, because I’m telling you he is worth every tear, every petty fight, every sleepless night, every pain and heartache.

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9. Instagram literally puts filters on our lives. You can play the game all you want but there are no winners here, just losers who need you to validate their brunch.

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If you’re looking for another round of cosmopolitans or appletinis, you may find yourself alone at the bar.

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Daisy Buchanan’s favorite drink is the classic libation of all Southern belles.

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To every guest who has ordered coffee past close, when we have dumped the coffee already…and then requested refills: You are the reason I drink.

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I said it.