60 Painfully Obvious Signs The Man You’re Dating Is A Total Douchebag Brenda Della Casa “ Read on for true encounters so shocking, you might feel compelled to take a shower…in bleach.
8 Signs The Guy You’re Dating Is A Douche Bag H.L. Miller “ 2. Liking pictures of scantily-clad women on social media.
An Open Letter To The Douchebag In My Yoga Class Whitney Van Laningham “ We begin our practice, and all eyes are on you, Yoga Douche. Not because you skillfully transfer from Warrior Three into Standing Splits, but because you are wearing a bright green t-shirt with the words READING SUCKS emblazoned in all capital letters across the front. Who are you, Yoga Douche? Why are you dressed like a 90’s bully?
Love In The Time Of Cynicism Essa Santos “ You scoff in derision. After over a decade, his douchery is still as stark as ever.
What A Girl Wants You To Think (In Case You Were Wondering About The Infrastructure Of The Female Mind) Maddison Jensen “ A girl wants what she wants when she wants it.
Five Things You Can’t Say Without Sounding Like A Douche Ryan O'Connell “ Knowing a famous person doesn’t make you cool (unless the celebrity in question is Winona Ryder or something. I mean, can you imagine?), but people still insist on name-dropping their way through life.
A Gentleman’s Guide to Women’s Health Jimmy Chen “ In observance of, and keeping with, the undue authority of this contributor’s position as a man, no additional research has been made in writing this, relying solely on personal observation, to further embrace the concession that much of what follows may be entirely wrong.
Brenda Della Casa 
H.L. Miller 
Whitney Van Laningham 
Essa Santos 
Maddison Jensen 
Ryan O'Connell 
Jimmy Chen