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With 1.6 billion muslims in the world it is probably no surprise that we aren’t all the same.

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“That I’m better at blowjobs than her.”

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“That I’m not actually divorced.”

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When I mustered the courage to ask my husband of 16 years if he was having an affair (he was displaying these 10 signs), he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “It was just an escape.…

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Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend’s diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.

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It’s magical. You are radiating your usual stink lines of reservation and judgment, when all of a sudden someone even passingly mention something that sounds like a food, and you transformed into a beauty pageant contestant.