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“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
—Bette Davis

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1. I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. —Woody Allen 2. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. —Oscar Wilde 3. During sex I fantasize that I’m someone else.

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Never edit as you write.

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Dorothy Parker was one witty woman.  She was a wonderful writer, a founding member of the Algonquin Circle, and a complete badass.

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Morrissey knows why you don’t like him and doesn’t care.

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5. He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

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13. If I’m not sleeping with you, then that increases the likelihood that someone else is.

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According to Love Twenty, women in their twenties are supposed to read diet books and novels about shopping. I disagree. Here are my suggestions for novels you should read if you’re a woman in your twenties.