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As we begin the next era of “Roaring ‘20s,” women are using the power of their inherent female sadness to fight back, following in the footsteps of the original 1920s sad girl Dorothy Parker.

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“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
—Bette Davis

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1. I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. —Woody Allen 2. Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. —Oscar Wilde 3. During sex I fantasize that I’m someone else.

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Never edit as you write.

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Dorothy Parker was one witty woman.  She was a wonderful writer, a founding member of the Algonquin Circle, and a complete badass.

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Morrissey knows why you don’t like him and doesn’t care.

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5. He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

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13. If I’m not sleeping with you, then that increases the likelihood that someone else is.

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According to Love Twenty, women in their twenties are supposed to read diet books and novels about shopping. I disagree. Here are my suggestions for novels you should read if you’re a woman in your twenties.