It is with a heavy heart I must make the announcement that, yes, I will be continuing my unhealthy coping mechanisms from the last 23 years of life indefinitely.
Victims are conditioned to seek their abusers for comfort – a form of medicine that is simultaneously the source of poison.
Everything we want is a click away. While that is good, do you realize how often we tend to start expecting similar instant gratification in other aspects of our lives?
Thigh high suede boots for your dog. $872 (per leg).
Strangely, pleasure and pain make love a more intense and “rewarding” experience for the brain than stable, consistent romance.
You won’t be able to come when it matters – during sex.
It turns out there literally is “chemistry” happening in the brain to make you feel a certain way about someone.
While meth and cocaine sound like they’re similar, the key difference is that meth’s effects last much, much longer. While the high of cocaine will last for only a couple minutes, the rush of meth can last for up to half an hour and the high that follows can last anywhere between four and 16 hours.
The need to explore could be a lot more than just a quarter-life crisis. It could literally be part of who you are.
Because there would’ve been nothing better than dusting off your special someone with a sexy feather duster from…Burger King.