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Hulk stinkiest one there is!

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4. Show him what he’s missing.

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13. Go back to bed and grab another hour of temporary suicide.

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8. Windex is on your “Need To Buy” list.

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I accept that I have a problem. I embrace the fact that I have watched every Mad Men episode upwards of six times each, even if I know that probably speaks poorly of my priorities.

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Hello, Internet. I’m here to give you some advice.

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Never date a salesman, because they tell you stories.

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Don Draper is watching his wife Megan get ready to film an ad for Baxter shoes. She’s dressed in a mock-European folk costume consisting of a canary blouse, scarlet dirndl and floral headdress.