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Will be updated throughout the day.

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1. Ironing clothes while you are wearing them.

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Pizza is like ice cream—if you don’t like it, you’re probably a murderer.

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This is a more widespread problem than any of us would like and you need to know about it.

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Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?

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Everyone loves pizza. This is proof.

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Tears may flow, for no apparent reason.

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We aren’t strictly talking about taste here, there are numerous factors being considered, including but not limited to cost, convenience and sex appeal.

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26. Your phone screen is cracked.

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Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!