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“I am a dominant man. I expect to be obeyed by my wife without question but I will never hurt or abuse you. You will always have my love and respect.”

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Love accepts and embraces. Love doesn’t judge; it doesn’t own. Self-loathing judges and owns. Ego judges and owns. Love, well, loves.

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I have a proclivity for the occasional spanking … even if I haven’t exactly found my willing partner just yet.

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I do not now, nor have I ever felt, that I’ve been at any disadvantage for being a member of the “fairer sex.” Truth be told, I’ve always felt far more fortunate than my male counterparts.

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It is a fact that, when Larry Bird retired, the Celtics dropped 19 games the next year. The Bulls only dropped two when Jordan did, pretty much proving Scottie Pippen was always the Bulls MVP.