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SAGITTARIUS: You are an employee, never an employer. A member of the choir, but never a soloist. You’re always in the audience, but never on the stage.

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LEO: In the bedroom, you hold the whip. Schoolteacher, cop, prison warden—these are the roles you were naturally born to play. If he winds up with a few scratches and bruises, that’s what the little boy gets for trying to tussle with a lioness.

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“When I try to touch you, don’t let it happen. Grab my wrists and pin my arms down.”

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There seems to be a lot of poop-related accidents on set.

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Due to the huge popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, and the thousands of erotic novels available, you’d think that powerful and successful men like to be dominant and act out their sadistic sex fantasies on socially awkward and somewhat powerless women.

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There’s a reason men love alpha females, and honestly, if more women could just get over themselves and stop seeing alpha females as a threat, they’d love alphas, too.

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For years the “daddy” dynamic in relationships has remained almost entirely a secret phenomena to those outside of the BDSM sphere.

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There’s a tendency to think of us as semi-mythical creatures who only come out at night and who don’t exist in the prosaic humdrum world of everyday life.

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Aren’t you a lucky girl? You finally found a man worth keeping around. He’s in good shape, confident, funny, smart, and knows what he is doing with his life.

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“I think all women, eventually, crave to be dominated.”