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Aries: You’re the kind of dog mom who makes sure your dog has tons of dog friends. You basically live at the dog park and when you’re there you meet as many new dogs as possible. You sometimes set up play dates with other dog moms and you both hangout while your dogs become best friends.
And now you laugh, you laugh at how your animal has drenched me in its fluid. How hilarious. I’ll laugh too: ha ha ha, it’s so adorable how your dog lunged at me, invaded my personal space, and then washed my glorious visage in smelly dumpster juice. Laughing at a violation of my dignity is a great way to nourish our relationship for years to come, you species defector.