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Waiter here. “Can I get you guys anything else?” “Yeah, a boatload of cash!”

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“Oh, you’re allergic to that? Oops.”

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Doctors genuinely and unconditionally love their patients as they do their partners and they are devoted to their medical profession as they are to their partners.

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My doctor had called me the night before and I missed it. At first I thought nothing of it.

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“The first person wheeled in… just didn’t seem to have a head. There was this bloody mass at the top of his neck but it didn’t look human.”

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This is serious SMDH territory.

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You can’t cure stupid.

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A couple of weeks ago, I got a phone call. The voice on the other end was trembling.

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“Don’t let anyone feel less than beautiful.”

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He/She will know your body better than you do.