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I love Disney because it gives me a break from adulting. It gives my inner child the chance to run loose.

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Magic Kingdom is by far your favorite park because you love going on rides that are inspired by childhood movies. It brings you back to a time when you were young and innocent and not-so-skeptical.

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Stay single until you find someone who will kiss you beneath the fireworks after Tinker Bell flies overhead. Someone who will make Disney feel even more magical than it usually does.

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It’s a place where you bring your family — or the people that you’re so close to that you consider family.

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“They all kept complaining about the lady crying in the bloody dress by the fireplace. That stuck me as odd, I have been on the ride and walked though the ride countless times. Never did I see said women. I brushed it off.”

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You’re on vacation, relax and enjoy your trip. It can be very easy to get caught up in the whirlwind of Disney, feeling like you need to absolutely do everything.

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ENTP: Starts out not excited at all but then has a good time. Manages to find the wedding ring in the sidewalk outside The Haunted Mansion.

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“I think Pluto either broke her arm or her leg. I can’t remember. The family was arrested.”

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You see, we now live in a time where accidents are not allowed happen. You heard me: Accidents, of any form, in any way, and at any time, well, they just don’t happen anymore.

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Just over four years ago, I left my job at Walt Disney World so that I could pursue other dreams. Since then there hasn’t been a day that I haven’t missed being part of the magic, but there also hasn’t been a day when I haven’t noticed how the job changed me and my expectations for reality forever.