Nickelodeon: You were a wild child, identifying most with the characters in the Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, or Hey Arnold.
If your friend said, “I have this hilarious video to show you,” it did not mean opening the YouTube app on their phone and instantly playing it for you. It meant going to websites like eBaum’s World, clicking on a video, and finding something else to do for 45 minutes while it loaded.
This is the kind of stuff that celebrities need to be saying.
We’re taught to try our best before we’re taught how to use a toilet on our own. It’s an invaluable component of the American Dream.
5. Scrolling down so, so far to reach your year of birth when filling out forms online.
The Disney Channel Original Movie is a vital staple in the childhood of anyone who came of age within a half-mile of a TV in the late 90s and early 2000s. Your favorite directly correlated with your character, even so long after the franchises’ heyday.
This show was OUR so-called life.
One of the kids auditioning refers to a Mr. Show sketch as “some YouTube video.”
You just can’t talk to her because when you do, you turn into a cartoon wolf with steam coming out of your ears. GO BE A FAMOUS HOT GIRL ALREADY. THE REST OF US CAN’T LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE.
Will Smith is not just the father of Willow and The Karate Kid.