WARNING: if you are a Jemi fan, you WILL be triggered!!!!!
Disney Channel Original Movies
Somebody who has your favorite takeout order memorized, down to the number of ketchup packets required.
“I absolutely believe no university professor should condone homosexuality,” he said, “and I would do everything in my power to see that those professors are fired.” I told him I am a Broward Community College teacher and I condone homosexuality.
Hocus Pocus. I cannot begin October until I sit down and watch this work of art. Everything about it is perfect.
If your friend said, “I have this hilarious video to show you,” it did not mean opening the YouTube app on their phone and instantly playing it for you. It meant going to websites like eBaum’s World, clicking on a video, and finding something else to do for 45 minutes while it loaded.
Netflix is not the only outlet through which you can waste years of your life.
You graduate with a pretty impressive resume, one you’re sure will land you a job. Only problem is you’re stuck between two conflicting mindsets. Are you looking for a job, or the job, the job that everyone wants?
You never had to worry about your weekend plans. Because even if you didn’t have any playdates or sleepovers lined up, you knew you could hang out with your sister and eat popcorn on your parents’ bed while watching the latest Disney Channel Original Movie.
Needless to say, this episode is still a big fat half-hour of nope.
We’re taught to try our best before we’re taught how to use a toilet on our own. It’s an invaluable component of the American Dream.