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Sometimes the clichéd line, “It’s not you; it’s me” – is entirely true. It’s not you. It’s him.

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We are most chill about the things that we don’t care if we lose.

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She was under the impression that the two of you were just friends going out for a platonic hangout, and having you try to end the night with sex is just about the most awkward thing she could imagine.

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Someone really likes you if they sleep with your best friend. Don’t you know it just means they’re trying to get closer to you? I would suggest going up to them and being like, “I know what you’re doing. It doesn’t have to be this way. We can be together! You don’t have to sleep with them to get to me. I’m right here, baby!”