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LEO: Laziness. Out of all the zodiac signs who are reading this article at the moment, you are the only one who is currently asleep.

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That is to say, the more we lie, the less guilty we feel about doing it.

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You left me after swearing you wouldn’t.

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Hey, ladies! Is he afraid to commit? Have you been going out with him for years…or weeks…and he hasn’t popped the question?

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1. ’Tis better to give than receive.
Fine. Give me everything you have.

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I wish she could understand the way my stomach turned as he climbed out of my bedroom window.

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8. A swelling sense of lame-ness.

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It all started with a pink toothbrush sitting next to yours.

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Human connections are often torn apart by dishonesty. There is nothing more deleterious than a little lie or a hidden truth. Being lied to or being hidden from the truth (perhaps even for our own good) stinks.

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There was a point in my high school life where my Mom was obsessed about my virginity and she kept drilling me with the same question over and over, “Are you still a virgin?” She then went through my phone without asking, which only ends in me encrypting it with four different passwords.