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“She lifts one of the patient’s breasts to clean underneath, and several cockroaches scurry away.”

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“The lactating woman had a boob out and was filling shot glasses for everybody to drink.”

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Oh my God does this Doctor ever love popping pimples.

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“A small turtle, wedged up a woman’s vagina, was blinking at her.”

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Fifty excruciatingly gross and cringeworthy videos of pimples and cysts being disgustingly popped. One is bad enough—can you take FIFTY?

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I was still all, “Personal challenge. Must not shower. Build character. BUILD CHARACTER!” even as I watched everyone else traipse gleefully off to their steamy water hugs.

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“I felt like I was washing my sins away.”

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“Once, I walked in on a girl sitting in her own barf and still doing coke. It still makes me giggle.”