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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.

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“You can use my mouth anytime you want.”

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Told her I needed to stop mid furious sex because, suddenly, I was absolutely busting for a piss. She was really close to cuming, so naturally she shouted something like “I don’t care! Piss inside me! Keep going!”

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“Chasing her through the forest. Then when I catch her, she resists the whole time, while I tie her up cut her clothes off and fuck her like a wild man.”

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“Show me how you get yourself off. Then after, it’s my turn.”

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Have Fun. And when all goes well, be sure to pat yourself on the back.

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Since you can’t get drunk every single day of your lives, at a certain point you absolutely have to embrace dead sober boning.

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Short but sweet, these sensual tales will make you want it in five seconds flat.

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If you consistently masturbate with a butt plug, you 100% have commitment issues.

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There’s no shame in naughty talk if that’s what gets you off.