Which Disney character can count the highest? Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.
What’s the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can’t take a joke.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
We love the sounds our bodies make. As a crass woman I’m perpetually delighted in each and every fart, gasp, sigh, rumble, queef, or slap my body produces.
Good humor goes to dark places—if you let it.
Sometimes good humor goes to dark places.