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Can the eggplant get bigger?

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“My penis is about 2.5″ erect. I’ve never told anyone about it. I don’t want anyone to know.”

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I am fully aware that this article is going to make some men very angry, and I am sorry.

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‘As a petite girl I can attest to the fact that big dicks are overrated.’

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God didn’t realize you were going to be a lesser person in advance and give you a tiny penis to identify you as such.