Can the eggplant get bigger?

“My penis is about 2.5″ erect. I’ve never told anyone about it. I don’t want anyone to know.”

I am fully aware that this article is going to make some men very angry, and I am sorry.

‘As a petite girl I can attest to the fact that big dicks are overrated.’

God didn’t realize you were going to be a lesser person in advance and give you a tiny penis to identify you as such.